Faggoty-Ass Faggot

June 14, 2006

Successorizing

When I walked into the circuit-machine room, I noticed him immediately. Standing on a ladder, power tool in his hand. Drilling into the wall.

Intrigued, my eyes slid down his athletic body, past his feet, along the ladder to the floor. A pile of pictures, waiting to be hung.

I moved closer to get a better look.

"Aim high. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it, you will land among the stars."

"Dare to soar. Your attitude, almost always determines your altitude in life."

"Potential. Unlock your potential. The possibility for expansion and growth is inside us all."

Beautiful. We just became one of those gyms.

posted by Brian @ 09:53 PM on 06.14.06

Comments

FAF, if you hate those, you'll love these:

Posted by: FiestaFag | June 14, 2006 10:55 PM

Oh, God. I hate those things. Does anyone actually find them motivating?

Posted by: Cindy | June 14, 2006 11:01 PM

so what happened next?????

Posted by: Kareem | June 15, 2006 08:56 AM

it is your duty to ensure the livlihood of that athletic, motivational-picture-hanging specimen.... knock the pictures down.

Posted by: Brian | June 15, 2006 11:45 AM

I'd pee on them when no one is looking.

Posted by: David | June 15, 2006 11:55 AM

Please tell me there were no pictures of cats on them anywhere.

Posted by: shelley | June 15, 2006 01:42 PM

Thanks to FiestaFag for that link. That shit cracked me up.

Posted by: kevin | June 15, 2006 02:29 PM

You know, I knew there was a good reason I quit going in there.

Thanks. That was all the motivation I needed to stay out of there for the rest of the summer! :-P

Posted by: jaclyn | June 15, 2006 03:33 PM

My personal favorite hangs on the door of a lieutenant I know. It says:

GET BACK TO WORK
You're not being paid to believe in the power
of your dreams.

A gem.

Posted by: Freeman | June 17, 2006 04:21 AM

You should break in at night and replace them with posters from despair.com

Posted by: adam875 | June 26, 2006 10:24 AM

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