November 04, 2005
Friday Chupacabra blogging*
When I awoke this morning, I was confronted with this sight:

I scrambled to get my camera and took a quick shot. After I looked down at the screen to check the picture, I turned back to the window and:

Nothing. Freaky.
I believe I have finally glimpsed the animal essence of my tempermental silver Dodge Neon, Sheila. Not surprisingly, she turned out to be a plotting, fiendish pussy.
Of course, she's nothing compared to these two we've been living with lately:

Ugh. Society bitches.
*With apologies to David.
posted by
Brian @ 11:11 AM on 11.04.05
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They look like the Nob Hill Twins.
Don't forget gorgeous society bitches.
-H
Oh, it's so nice to see that Mary Kate and Ashley are finally putting on some weight!
This bitches are sooo cute.
So THAT'S where Tinkerbell went. Glad to see she found a friend to help get her over the unspeakable horrors she witnessed while inside Paris Hilton's handbag.
Are the Chihuahuas fond of being mini-Paris and mini-Nikki
Oh, my God, this is hilarious. Thanks for makinig me laugh!
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