What, haven't you been paying attention? Oh, all right then. I'm a confirmed bachelor residing in a well-appointed bungalow in an elegant suburb in Ohio. Hmm? Oh darling, a gentleman never reveals his age. Now off with you, it's time for afternoon cocktails. If you want to know the rest, you're just going to have to keep up.
Chat me up, dolls:
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