Did someone stick some chewing gum on your coat and you are trying to remove it?

I've been to Cleveland. This time of year it is likely warmer in your freezer than it is outside. Makes perfect sense to me.

In a romantic yet impractical gesture, your handsome date gave you a handmade snowball which you felt obligated to tell him you'd keep forever, but got frozen to the inside of your pocket on the walk home?

You can no longer afford the cold storage fees for your ranch mink. Damn Bush and his failed economic policies!!

You needed ice for your date?

You were drunk enough to mistake your freezer for a closet?

Your date was president of the United States and you were preserving his DNA?

Hmmmmmm . . . Bush weenie spew. Martha most certainly would not approve of the vile image that brings to one's mind.

I'm going with candle wax.

What? We've all been there.

Cold Miser was in town? Or a roofie was involved. Possibly both.

Martha's no prude. She's done hard time. Besides her daughter hosts a show on Sirius and she talks about blow jobs all the time. Or wait...I get it. She'd be offended by Bush. Now it all makes sense.